February 12, 2006

The Vice President That Couldn't Shoot Straight


Dick Cheney shot a man today while hunting. No joke.

Instead of shooting the quail, he shot an attorney hunting with him. I wonder if the guy decides to sue whether Cheney will regard it as frivolous.

4 comments:

Kvatch said...
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Kvatch said...

I always wondered why Bush spent so much time at his ranch clearing brush. Now I know. It's so he'll always be able to spot Cheney coming.

enigma4ever said...

Kvatch- that was really funny and maybe even accurate- and I thought it was just an expression for Doing the Harry....ahem....

About the Friendly Fire- I would say the WH is pretty nervous if they are huntin' some lawyers....

( wounds: chest,face and neck- and he is ICU....usual Hunting Injuries- rump and backside injuries....there is MUCH more to this little quail tale....hmmm)

Poor Whittington- 78 and shot by the VEEP....

Dicky Neely said...

Our local press(The Armstrong Ranch is about 40 miles from where I live) is buying the White House spin big time!
And of course this is a big story here! It is not everyday the Veep shoots somebody in our area!
I posted something about it on my blog last night and will do more later today.
Whittington is still in a local hospital and is in intensive care. He has undergone surgery to remove shotgun pellets. They say he should be released later this week.
I want to find out if Cheney had a valid Texas hunting license. Want to bet?